Hi! I’m Shelly.

I’m a human female originating from the Southeastern Region of part of the Western Hemisphere on the planet known as Earth.

I like puppies. I like coconuts. I like making people laugh. I’m good at sellin’ stuff sometimes. I’m doing my best over here, I swear.

Life is basically fun for me when I don't let myself get too scared.

I sleep 8 hours a night. I get to dance a lot. I get to wear jeans sometimes, but be fancy sometimes too, so that’s pretty cool.

I believe I’m taller than the average female, and I require corrective eyewear.

I spend most of my time in my imagination but am aware that I might come across as quite the practical person, which I find baffling, but am thankful for.

I want to connect with everyone. I want everyone to be connected. I think things are groovier that way. I feel I’m on a mission to facilitate this reality.

Brown hair/brown eyes. Decent whistler. A little bossy. Likes to cuddle. Eats pretty much anything… so probably a little gassy at times. Win/some, lose some.

Ciao.